South of France: Climber Style

Exploring Les Calanques – A climber’s limestone oasis.

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With a slightly bruised ego (see Epic Failure post) and hungry for some warmer weather, we left Chamonix for the Verdon Gorge. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Verdon Gorge, I will explain it in one effective sentence: A canyon (or rather gorge) with massive limestone walls (upwards to 1300′) boasting “stiff” ratings and sustained climbing. Most routes are accessed by rappelling into the gorge, making this area quite committing. Often times, people refer to the Verdon Gorge as the French limestone version of Yosemite. Sold?

Calanque de Morgiou Crag

Calanque de Morgiou Crag

Nearing the Verdon Gorge, we came to the brutal realization that the weather was not cooperating with our quest for more temperate conditions. Being a Southern California native I am spoiled by fairly predictable weather, but my climbing partner was all the wiser and had many alternate plans for our next stop in lieu of the Verdon. Enter the limestone playground, Les Calanques – about an hour or so due south, spanning more than ten miles along the Mediterranean located between Marseille and Cassis. Optimistic that Les Calanques fit our weather requirements, we pressed on. Upon arriving in Cassis, we tried to set up dirtbag headquarters at Camping les Cigales; however, it was closed and inaccessible. As it turns out, and as our guidebook neglected to mention, most campgrounds in Europe are closed during the winter and it is illegal to bivy or even sleep in your car (we learned the hard way – read on) within the parks. With only a few hours of sunlight remaining and the urge to climb after sitting in a car all day we headed over to , a crag with a sub ten minute approach – sleeping situation to be dealt with thereafter. Darkness soon approached and we made the executive decision to bivy just outside of Marseille. Well, this is when you learn from someone else’s mistakes: It is illegal to bivy within the parks of Europe. We were prematurely woken up by two very kind French police officers. They were less concerned with the fact that we were illegally sleeping in the park and more concerned about our safety. Now informed that Marseille is an area where both car break-ins and general theft activity are frequent occurrences, they very adamantly suggested we high tail out of Marseille and sleep in our car somewhere else. We listened.

The following days involved less criminal activity on our part (we busted out our wallets and checked into a hotel), and more climbing. Our second day, we took a nice one hour walk to Calanque d’En Vau where we enjoyed a four pitch climb, Super Sirène (6b), a beautiful line with breathtaking views of the Mediterranean. The trade winds, more formerly known as the Mistral, became a nuisance so we called it a day and headed back to our warm and very legal hotel room to clean up. We treated ourselves to a wonderful French seafood dinner before counting our zzzzs.

Super Sirène (6b) at Calanque d'En Vau

Super Sirène (6b) at Calanque d'En Vau

The pesky mistral winds did not let up by the next morning so we had to forego our original plans to climb the Nid d’aigle and sought out some wind protected single pitch climbing. This brought us to an overhung cave-like crag near Calanque de Sormiou. The climbs in this area were sustained, pumpy and tufalicious. We played around at this crag until our hands couldn’t hold any more and hiked back to the car. The winds were still howling and presented us with a decision to make – stay or go? We waited until morning to pull the trigger and headed home to Germany.

Calanque de Sormiou

Calanque de Sormiou

Les Calanques was a fun place to play on some pumpy limestone crags; however, I will definitely combine this with a trip to the Verdon in the future and probably in the warmer spring months.

Things to Know

Location: Cassis, France

 

Getting There: Fly or drive to Marseille, from Marseille take D559 east and follow signs for Cassis. There is a walking trail from Cassis, marked “Les Calanques” that takes you to the majority of the climbing areas.

Camping: It is illegal to sleep in your car and to bivy near the park, Camping les Cigales is located in Cassis and is only open March 15 – November 15. Visiting outside of these dates necessitates some advanced planning.  We highly recommend renting an apartment or villa which we learned is the way to go, or you can stay at the French equivalent of a hostel, a Gites d’etapes.

Recommended Guidebooks:

  • Rock Climbing Europe, by Stewart M. Green – A good book covering the favorites of this area, but does not cover a large portion of crags.
  • Escalade, Les Calanques, by Gilles Bernard, Daniel Gorgeon, Christophe Kern, Bernard Privat – a comprehensive guidebook with 50% of proceeds going to retrofitting and establishing routes. This can be purchased in a variety of climbing stores and bookstores alike in Marseille or ordered here.

Theft: The area surrounding Les Calanques is flooded with thieves. A quick look down in parking areas for the crags will reveal a variety of window remnants from prior car break-ins. Make sure your car is empty of any visible objects and don’t leave anything in your car that you care about. Some people go as far as leaving their glove box open and windows down showing thieves that you have nothing they want. This makes having a hotel or villa more appealing – your stuff and excess gear is safe.

Best Time to Climb: Spring and Autumn. Summer is generally too hot and is exploding with tourists, while Winter can get a bit cold with the winds often making it incredibly uncomfortable and many accommodations are closed for the season.


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It’s OK to Fail

Winter Attempt on Mont Blanc via Normal Route

Off to Europe for three weeks, a winter attempt on Mont Blanc was the launching point of my multi-destination slew of adventures. What we had planned varied wildly from what actually occurred. Please take a moment to laugh at me, rather than with me…

THE PLAN

Day One – Depart Chamonix for Les Houches (can leave car at station car park overnight), take the Bellevue  téléphérique (cable car) to 1790m/5872′. Hike to the Tête Rousse Hut (3167m/10390′) – in summer you have the luxury of taking the Tramway du Mont-Blanc train to the Nid d’Aigle (2372m/7782′), in the winter you have the joy of skinning up the extra 582m/1909′ because the train tracks are buried.

Day Two - Keep on skinning to the Goûter Hut (3817m/12522′), just shy of the summit of Aiguille du Goûter.

Day Three - Skin on up to summit of Mont Blanc (4807m/15770′) from Aiguille du Goûter and snap the splitboards back together to descend via the Grand Colouir.

THE REALITY

Mont Blanc Approach

Day One – a home emergency delayed us by five and a half hours putting us on the Bellevue  téléphérique at 2:30pm. Our skinning adventure shortly followed where the cable car left off at 1790m. We skinned upwards for three hours and set up an impromptu camp due to loss of sunlight. We were very thankful to have carried up our Mountain Hardwear EV2 Tent, seeing that we fell shy of the Tête Rousse Hut.

Base Camp Mont Blanc

Day Two – snow, lots of fresh new white stuff. A lot more than we anticipated. We dug out the tent twice throughout the night and assessed avalanche conditions in the morning. Between a failed stove and poor conditions, we decided to call off pushing further up the mountain. I can’t tell you how many neck exercises occurred before reaching this decision – double takes up the mountain and then down the mountain and up again. It is very difficult to call off a climb that you have been so excited for, but climbing really isn’t always about getting to the top. The icing on the cake is what happened next…

Backcountry snowboarding on Mont Blanc

Like I mentioned before, our packs were geared up for spending five days on the mountain. Aborting mission 24 hours in, means you have a lot of heavy stuff (food, etc.) left in your pack. Also important to mention here is that it was my first time using a splitboard set-up and my first time riding in the backcountry, making me a complete barney. Now that I have set up my many excuses I can get into what happened next. Let’s just say it was an interesting ride down that involved a lot of falling and maybe some wimpering trying to pick myself up out of LOTS of fresh powder with a pack weighing at least 1/3 of my bodyweight. To sum it up, I royally sucked and it was incredibly humbling. I’m pretty sure many thoughts went through my head that called my sanity into question. But nothing questions my sanity more than the fact that I am feigning for more.

No, we did not summit Mont Blanc as planned. No, I did not master the art of shredding fresh powder with a heavy pack on. Some might say this was an epic fail, but I think otherwise. I stepped very far outside of my comfort level and tried something new – multi-day backcountry snowboarding. I am not good at it and I probably won’t be for quite some time, but I will definitely jump in head first over and over again until I will inevitably improve, regardless of how many face fulls of powder I eat in the process. We all need to fail at something every now and then to keep things exciting.

Location: Les Houches, France

 

Recommended Guidebook:

Alpine 4000m Peaks By the Classic Routes, by Richard Goedeke

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Showing the Newbs Why We Do

Igniting the obsession to climb.

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It was with great excitement when I received a text message from a very good girlfriend, Ashley and her fiancee, Rob, were headed to Joshua Tree. I had the pleasure of climbing a few routes with Rob over the recent Thanksgiving weekend, but had yet to climb with Ashley, as nursing school and a demanding work schedule have forcefully kept her feet planted firmly on the ground. I invited a friend of mine who has been expressing interest in climbing, in the form of continual begging and pleading, along to his great joy. This was the perfect opportunity to show the newbs our obsession and why our lives revolve around everything climbing.

We met up with Rob and Ashley at Crossroads Cafe for a delicious breakfast, evading the bitter cold of the early morning while packing in the day’s nourishment. After shmoozing and dining for an hour, we dilly dallied into the park and headed directly to Hidden Valley Campground in hopes of securing a campsite. Seeing that it was a Saturday in the peak of JTree climbing season, we set our expectations pretty low, but low and behold, we nabbed our very own site.

Camp site established we happily trotted off to The Thin Wall for the day.  The Thin Wall, although in the less than desirable shade, offered a wide variety of moderates and fixed anchors for easy top rope set ups. The notable climbs here are Count on your Fingers (5.9) and No Calculators Allowed (5.10a), with an honorable mention to Child’s Play (5.10d R) (thanks to Rondo and Ken for letting us hop on their rope).

Toma on Count on your Fingers

Toma on Count on your Fingers

Ashley on Count on your Fingers

Ashley on Count on your Fingers

Count on your Fingers was a great warmup, with a nice mantle crux for the finish, and No Calculators Allowed provided a thought invoking roof near the top. Note: The set of anchors atop No Calculators Allowed had a spinner and we did not bring the tools to fix it so we backed it up with a double length quickdraw to one of the anchor bolts of Count on your Fingers when setting up the top rope for our news.

Rob leading No Calculators Allowed (5.10a)

Rob leading No Calculators Allowed

Child's Play (5.10d)

Child's Play

We got our play on until about 3:30pm when we returned home to our sweet campsite. We cooked dinner and shared endless laughs with friends, both old and new. We even traded a photograph of two climbers atop Intersection Rock at sunset for their hand at leading the Chasm of Doom, a JTree tradition involving a complex natural maze of sorts with a simple rule – no headlamps. Although we may not have successfully found the entirety of the Chasm of Doom, we did have a blast wandering through a series of tight squeezes in the pitch dark. Sam and Ryan – we will get this right next time, swear!

Climbers atop Intersection Rock at Sundown

Climbers atop Intersection Rock at Sundown

Echo Cove - North Side

Echo Cove - North Side

The next day we tackled the Echo Cove Area, specifically the North side. We played around on Fun Stuff (5.8) and Raging Intensity (5.8) before heading back to our respective abodes.  On the way out we made a very necessary pit stop at the Crossroads Cafe for some well deserved wine and juicy burgers. At that very moment, while we all sat and laughed and recapped our weekend’s adventures, I realized what I love most about climbing – reliving the joy that one experiences when they first climb. I’m sure they will not be so thankful when they realize what an expensive sport they have just become hopelessly obsessed with.

Things to Know for the First Time JTree Climber

Location: Joshua Tree National Park

 

Access: $15/car entry fee for park, good for seven days or yearly pass options of (1) $30/year for JTree or (2) $80/year Interagency Pass.

Camping: Hidden Valley Campground, $10/night. Preferred walk up campsite for climbers as there are tons of classic climbs within walking distance of the campsites, if not on the campsite itself. If campground is full (100% of the time during winter climbing season), ask to share a campsite and offer to pay for the nights you are staying. There is a 2-car and 3-tent maximum per campsite, so most non-jerks will be down with you sharing a site assuming you aren’t obnoxious.

Recommended Guidebook: Joshua Tree Rock Climbs. Full color, so you can actually differentiate between those monzogranite rock piles.

Water: There is none in the park, bring your own oasis.

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Santa Ain’t Up This Chimney

Epinephrine and Black Orpheus

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What better way to rebound from a trip to Joshua Tree NP than a trip to Red Rocks? I have a pretty extensive tick list for Red Rocks and an awesome climbing partner that is up for anything. I was pretty amped on doing Black Orpheus (5.9+), so it was only fair that I let my climbing partner pick the other route seeing that we had a two day allotment for this vertical adventure. He picked Epinephrine (5.9), a route renowned for its relentless chimneys. The chimney “love” I experienced on Iron Messiah in Zion NP was a little too recent in my memory banks to agree to this uber classic Red Rocks route without a lot of arm twisting. After an internal struggle mirroring a civil war of sorts I agreed to climb my arch nemesis, Epinephrine, on day one and Black Orpheus on day two.

Last minute a pair of our friends joined us, thus doubling our climbing party and pushing our arrival time in Vegas to the wee hours of the morning.  Waking up a bit later than prudent, (ridiculously late for a class IV climb), the first pair of our two climbing pairs started up Epinephrine (jump to beta photo), with the second following shortly after.

p2-epinephrine

P2 of Epinephrine

p5-epinephrine

P5 of Epinephrine

Here is how the pitches went (all descriptions of pitches are with respect to Rock Climbing Red Rocks, 3rd by Todd Swain):

  • Linked P1 and P2
  • Linked P3 and P4 – enjoyed the warm-up 5.6 chimney
  • P5
  • Linked P6 and P7 – made for an epic thrash-fest up some beautiful 5.9 chimneys. Go David and Andrew for this lead!
  • P8 – super short pitch just to gain the top of the Black Tower
  • P9 – P18 – Womp Womp. Looks like we will have to come back. Damn you winter days!
women-rock

Girls Rock! Black Tower on Epinephrine.

Yup, that’s right. We made the decision to bail from atop the Black Tower. We topped out P8 at 2:30pm and the second half of our team at 3:30pm, meaning we had about an hour of sunlight to complete the remaining 8 pitches of Epinephrine and figure out that reportedly complicated descent. We unanimously decided to avoid an epic and took advantage of our combined two ropes to rap the route (we would have climbed until dark, but our topo showed no fixed gear until P12 making a rap descent a lot more expensive if we carried on). Slightly bummed that we didn’t top out on Epinephrine, we reached the car by 7pm and saw the headlamps of the climbing party that was a few pitches ahead of us just reach the summit – boy do I hope they knew that descent well.  Our slated emotions were quickly fixed with a gluttonous fest at BJ’s. As much as it royally sucks to not complete a route, we made the right decision and got to bed fairly early for tackling Black Orpheus the next day.

Black Orpheus turned out to be a real test of route finding ability. The approach was a bit tricky and time consuming (thank you cairn for marking the turnoff out of the creek up the slabs), but we eventually arrived at the base of Black Orpheus just shy of 10:30am (jump to beta photo). We quickly racked up and knocked out the first 6 pitches (once again route is described according to topo from  Rock Climbing Red Rocks, 3rd by Todd Swain), landing us at the base of the money pitches in three hours.

P7 might have been my favorite, starting with a short traverse off the anchor into a super fun dihedral.  I am pretty sure I smiled all 150+ feet. P8 was allegedly the crux (5.9+) and involved some face climbing protected by two bolts leading into another awesome crack, Supertopo upgraded the crux to 10a but this rating seems somewhat dubious – if you are 5’8″ or taller I doubt it is harder than 5.9. P9 was probably the most exciting 5.7 pitch I have done – a perfect lieback up a left-facing corner and then a graceful face climbing exit to bolted anchors. In my opinion, this pitch was a pretty stiff 5.7. The grand finale was a fantastic 5.5 face climb, which in the dark seemed to have rather generously spaced bolts.

Atop the summit blocks of Black Orpheus we exchanged egregious smiles among the four of us. The Upper Painted Bowl descent (having a topo of its own) involved two beautiful double rope rappels, the second of which was overhung and reminiscent of remote canyoneering excursions, followed by some meandering down slabs. With only a few wrong turns amid an incoming storm showering us with intermittent snow flurries and face chapping wind gusts, we made it back to the car – hungry and tired, but oh so excited. Black Orpheus did not disappoint.

Shenanigans on Upper Painted Bowl Descent

Shenanigans on Upper Painted Bowl Descent

Things to Know

  • Access: Black Orpheus is accessed from the scenic loop road which requires a daily car entry fee of $7 if you don’t have the $80/year Interagency Pass. All climbs accessed via the scenic loop road must adhere to the following hours:
    Nov – Feb – 6 AM to 5 PM
    March – 6 AM to 7 PM
    Apr – Sep – 6 AM to 8 PM
    Oct – 6 AM to 7 PM
  • Camping: There is one campground on BLM land about two miles from the scenic loop road, camping here is $15/night.
  • Recommended Guidebook: Red Rocks Climbing: Supertopos by Greg Barnes. Supertopo offers a free route topo of Black Orpheus here.
  • Water: It’s a desert, bring water. It is easy to become dehydrated which leads to cloudy decision making, which is no es bueno.

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You Dare Me To Do What?

November assault on Mt. Russell via Mithril Dihedral

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Mt. Russell is one of fifteen 14ers in California and is about one mile north of the 400′ taller, tourist abused Mt. Whitney. Mt. Russell offers up some stellar crack climbs at an asphyxiating elevation, one of which is the perfect granite dihedral begging for you to shove your hands in, Mithril Dihedral (5.9).

What some would consider to be out of season, a mid-November attempt up this bad boy is not for the faint of heart. The climb itself is not so much of a challenge as is the approach – 6 glorious miles and 4,000′ of elevation gain via the Mountaineers Route, an approach with somewhat limiting red tape (see Things to Know). In mid-November, there is this pesky element involved, snow. Not just a little snow, but an average of two feet of unconsolidated post-holing goodness. What better conditions for an alpine climb?

Mountaineers Route

Approach: Whitney Mountaineers Route

Our plan of attack for successfully climbing Mt. Russell via Mithril Dihedral in winter conditions was as follows:

  • Day One – Suck it up and post-hole your heart out for six miles up the Mountaineers Route to Iceberg Lake (12,240′). Acclimating by crashing at Whitney Portal (8,360′) the night before makes this a bit more bearable. Count your sheep at Iceberg Lake.
  • Day Two – Rise and shine. Hump the Whitney-Russell saddle to the west of Iceberg and continue to the south side of Mt. Russell where Mithril Dihedral will lure you in. Climb, descend, pack up camp and giddy up back to Whitney Portal.

All went according to plan, less our camping locale on Day One. About a half mile shy of Iceberg Lake, our lazy start time led to a daylight shortage and we called it quits for the night. We underestimated the energy draining power of trekking through miles of fresh snow.

Home is where the Sierras are

Home is where the Sierras are

Feeling all the more wiser the next morning, we left relatively early for the south side of Mt. Russell – arriving at noon to take advantage of sunlight on route.

Mt. Russell Approach

Mt. Russell Approach

David leading P3 of Mithril Dihedral

David leading P3 of Mithril Dihedral

The sirens of Mithril Dihedral encouraged us to quickly rack up. The first two pitches of Mithril are 5.7 and 5.8 respectively and can be linked by simul-climbing with conservative gear placement. Nothing too exciting until the next two pitches, both a sustained 5.9 perfect hand crack with an exciting offwidth section and a perfect layback exit. The next two pitches are mid class five with a class four scramble to the summit. The snow and ice on these lower class moves spiced it up a bit. We busted out our headlamps for the final push to summit and topped out around 6pm.

The Final Push for Mt. Russell's Summit

The Final Push for Mt. Russell's Summit

That warm fuzzy feeling from topping out on Russell in less than ideal conditions quickly faded while negotiating the snow-filled gully descent. About two hours and a few improptu rappels later, we were safely back to the base of the route where we grabbed our packs and booked it. Exhausted, starving and dehydrated we were thankful for our hard work of breaking trail earlier in the day and carefully retraced our footsteps back to our campsite beyond Iceberg Lake. It was now 10pm (significantly later than we anticipated) and my climbing partner had to be at work in 7 hours. The drive home from the trailhead is at least four hours and we still had the tedious task of packing up camp and melting snow to hydrate for the descent (I think we were both functioning off a shared 1L of water the entire day).

We were off to the races at 11pm and went as fast as our little legs could carry us down the snow buried mountaineers route. 2 hours and 48 mins later, we were back at our car with only 3 hours to get my climbing partner to work. None of this really mattered now – we were all smiles after pulling off this epic climbing trip. We drove and drove until our car broke down, 160 miles away from our destination. No work was to be had, it simply wasn’t meant to be.

The crux of this climb turned out to be a slew of tow truck lifts and roadside mac and cheese binges. Twelve hours after leaving the mountain I was finally home. Too excited to catch up on the missed night of sleep, I basqued in the glory of our accomplishments. What an amazing trip.

A special thanks to David, for not only being the best climbing partner but also a very talented photographer.

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Mithril Dihedral

Mithril Dihedral

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Run for the Desert

Gimme that crack!

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Having ants in my pants and a promising weather forecast, I dialed up my climbing partner and with little to no convincing we were en route to a world class trad climbing mecca, Joshua Tree NP. My climbing partner, being relatively new to climbing, had only been to JTree on two short visits previously so I felt obligated to show him a climber’s JTree. We got a somewhat late departure from home base which landed us in JTree around 8pm. Our preferred campsite, Hidden Valley Campground, was full – no surprise there seeing that it is climbing season in JTree (see below for first time climber advice). We cruised the campground until we found a site with only one car and one tent and kindly asked the two lucky campers if we could stash our tent in an obscure corner of their site and offered up $10 for their troubles. To my surprise they were reluctant but said yes. Usually this type of site sharing is par for the course during climbing season, so I’m not sure why they weren’t gung ho on having someone pay their site fees for the night. Tired from the drive, we knocked out for the night and packed up the next morning in hopes of finding our own site or more friendly people to share with.

Bright eyed and bushy tailed, we found our very own campsite conveniently adjacent to The Old Woman rock formation housing classics such as Toe Jam (5.7), Double Cross (5.7+) and Bearded Cabbage (5.10c). In true JTree fashion, we quickly made friends with our next door neighbors – Megan and Glen, two climbers from Arizona adorned with the cutest handmade chalk bags that were also for sale. Click here to view some of their unique handmade chalk bags.

Megatron and Glen - Amazing chalk bag visionaries

Handmade Chalk Bags For Sale

We spent the day exploring the Hemmingway area and enjoyed warming up our crack skills on Funky Dung (5.8) and White Lightning (5.7). With balmy temps not exceeding mid 40′s and the Hemmingway Buttress in the shade, probably a bad choice on our part, we were ice cold. Back at the campsite, we warmed up our frozen piggies on the Caveman boulder problem within Hidden Valley Campground. We watched a group from Wales crush the V7 problem, with not much luck ourselves. Feeling humbled, we ventured into town for some grassfed beef burgers and $2 drafts at the Joshua Tree Saloon. With full bellies and sleepy eyes we joined Megan and Glen at their campfire and racked their brains for an excellent ticklist of JTree moderates before calling it a night.

Double cross all zipped up

Double cross all zipped up

Enter Double Cross, top of our ticklist for the Hidden Valley Campground. Double Cross, a 5.7+ crack with an unprotectable 20′ entrance fee is one of the most popular routes in the park and gets a bad rap for a high accident rate and is the subject of many a bolt war. It is true that the first 20 feet of this climb is unprotectable; however, the face climbing traverse of sorts is 5.4 at best and if you have problems there you have no business being on a JTree 5.7+ – a place where routes are notoriously sandbagged. Prior to the crux, you have a great place for solid pro (back up that cam with a nut if you’re feeling a little nervous). The rest of the route is a bomber hand to fist crack where pro placement options are plentiful.

Conquering Double Cross and feeling warmed up, we headed to Echo Rock and stepped it up a notch. We shoved ourselves into Pope’s Crack (5.9+), an awesome finger/hand crack in a right facing corner with an exciting 20 foot traverse along a dike on a sloping ledge (read: extend that piece before and after to prevent pulling a dead body up in form of rope drag). Gleaming in the excitement of leading Pope’s Crack, we jaunted over to Touch and Go (5.9), a unique twin crack system start with a thank god for jugs finish. After bagging those two classic 5.9s, we ran out of sunlight and headed back to camp for some sleepy time.

Megatron on Touch and Go (5.9)

Megatron on Touch and Go (5.9)

Touching and Going on Touch and Go

Touching and Going on Touch and Go

Prior to calling it a trip we raced up Intersection Rock via Overhang Bypass (5.7). The second pitch allowed me to throw in a heel hook, probably unnecessary but very exciting, on the airy ledge before turning the corner and friction climbing to the bolted anchor. We played around on our Caveman project before heading back home and are already planning our next trip back. Jtree has a habit of leaving you hungry for so much more.

Alex and Rob Working the Caveman (V7)

Alex and Rob Working the Caveman (V7)

Things to Know for the First Time JTree Climber

Location: Joshua Tree National Park

 

Access: $15/car entry fee for park, good for seven days or yearly pass options of (1) $30/year for JTree or (2) $80/year Interagency Pass.

Camping: Hidden Valley Campground, $10/night. Preferred walk up campsite for climbers as there are tons of classic climbs within walking distance of the campsites, if not on the campsite itself. If campground is full (100% of the time during winter climbing season), ask to share a campsite and offer to pay for the nights you are staying. There is a 2-car and 3-tent maximum per campsite, so most non-jerks will be down with you sharing a site assuming you aren’t obnoxious.

Recommended Guidebook: Joshua Tree Rock Climbs. Full color, so you can actually differentiate between those monzogranite rock piles.

Water: There is none in the park, bring your own oasis.

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Belay me, please!

Climbing partner etiquette and where to find partners.

Recently, my very close friend moved to Germany. This friend also happened to have been my numero uno climbing partner – let me tell you, it’s infinitely more emotional dealing with the loss of a reliable climbing partner than just a friend. In his absence, I have been casting my “climb with me” line out there into every climbing pond imaginable. It took several attempts over a few weeks and some major scheduling muscles to coordinate just a handful of successful vertical trips with a mix of climbers from proficient to something less than adequate. I have decided I don’t require much out of a climbing relationship besides the following:

  1. Knows how to climb. This doesn’t mean you have to climb 5.12s, just don’t put my life at risk.
  2. Does not flake.  If you say you are down to climb and I go through the work to plan our trip, no last minute changes in heart.  I never realized just how much the average climber’s decision of how to spend a weekend parallels with the average high school girl’s choice of what to wear to school. I started to take it personally (maybe I should shower more?) but some other climbing buddies of mine echoed the same gripes. So, don’t say yes unless you actually mean it, because I could have found someone else.
  3. Attitude. Climbing involves being in beautiful places. It offends both me and mother nature when you whine or act like a mister (or misses) know it all.  I am not going to take your word for how awesome you were the other day, prove your ego humbly on what’s in front of you right now.
Happy Climbing Partners!

Happy Climbing Partners!

A few ways to reach out to the climbing community for potential climbing partners, in no particular order:

  • Twitter. This requires some knowledge of how this 140 character, micro-blogging site works. @sharpendwood  recommends using hashtags when looking for a climbing partner, such as #climb. Sometimes there are events like a climbing “tweetup”, for example the 3rd Annual JTree Tweetup where the hashtag #Jtreetweetup is used.
  • Partner finding websites. I have never had much luck with sites like these, but I do have a few friends who have. Some to try are Mountain Project, Climb Find, MeetUp.com and RockClimbing.com. My advice is to be honest about your climbing ability and start off with a single day adventure at a crag as close to your car as possible in case you need an out.
  • Local climbing gym. Most climbing gyms have a message board of sorts where you can post a “climbing partner for sale” ad. Hanging out in the bouldering area also leads to instant friendships, but I find that most boulderers don’t like to rope up. If you are extroverted and don’t mind striking up a conversation with a stranger, ask to work in with a climbing party of two.
  • Facebook. I have about 50 people that facebook says I am friends with that also climb. Two of my climbing partners this month were found via my facebook cesspool of friends, or friends of friends that either reached out to me or vice versa. When the going gets tough, start digging through the e-friendships.
  • The Crag. This way is by far the most efficient way of meeting other people to climb with. Two huge benefits to this method is you can scout out their climbing ability without being on the other end of the rope and they likely have the same availability as you (you are both independently there at the same time).

These are the top ways I know of to find a buddy to explore the vertical paradise with, but I could use suggestions  so tell me what works for you in the comments section – maybe they will make a part II to this post. With that, I leave you with an awesome post from Rock and Ice, “How to Lose a Climbing Partner in 10 Days”. Enjoy, and don’t be that guy!

Off to J-Tree (update to come)!

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Ghoulish Crack Adventures

Sexy sailor, high heels and a trad rack!

While little kids have their Halloween on Monday us working folks (or friends of working folk) like to celebrate our Halloweens on weekends, this weekend particularly.  This weekend also being my best girlfriend’s 30th birthday party in San Diego, I planned out a nice little road trip – the weekend’s essentials being, sexy sailor costume “borrowed” from sister, high heels (good practice for my agro bouldering shoes), and trad rack, one thing you should never leave home without.  The plan being to party me hardy and finally check out San Diego’s climbing.

Starting up "Crack of Dust" (5.8)

Starting up "Crack of Dust" (5.8)

A few Maker’s Marks too many and I finally tucked myself in a wee bit past my standard 9:30pm bedtime, which resulted in a somewhat groggy discumbobulated start to my morning climbing expedition. The day’s plan was to check out San Diego’s oldest crag and local climbing favorite, Mission Gorge.

Mission Gorge rock is fine grained metamorphosed granite, translation – super water polished and slick and probably best climbed in colder weather so that sticky rubber on your feet actually sticks, being So. Cal and October we were blessed with somewhat less than ideal highs in the low 80s. Mission Gorge offers a range of climbing from sport to pure trad to mixed with the bulk of climbs being mixed, requiring both some draws and your rack.

Free Mission Gorge Climbing Guide
-> this is a 2mb PDF file. Click link to download <-

Because of the heat (and personal preference), I began my quest for bomber cracks in the shade. A girl can dream, right? I made the mistake of printing out the guidebook (above) in a save paper kind of fashion (4 pages on an actual page), resulting in very small black and white thumbnails of the route topos (probably should have tested my ingenious plan). Anyways, my brilliance made for some creative route finding turned the intended 5.8+, “The Owl,” into a wild lead on the 5.11a, “Escapade”. Adrenaline was surging by the time I reached the second bolt on the slick face and I was beginning to wonder what I had gotten myself into with the promised crack still not in sight. This was a slight issue considering I had brought only four draws in favor of cams for this yet unsighted crack system and after venturing as far as the fourth bolt was forced to bail off of my second to last BD D biner (no more backup rappel device). Anyways, climb one was a less than successfully warmup frolic and more of a very successful crash training to my partner on how to bail off a route.

Paying significantly more attention to the guidebook and having a strong inclination towards ground up crack systems we found a few short but beautiful cracks to play on. The short length of the cracks made them great opportunities for my climbing partner to learn jamming and how to place trad pro. My favorite crack that we climbed was the 30-foot “Crack of Dust” (5.8), a flaring off finger crack (for those with fat hands) or a beautiful hand crack (for my dainty little girl hands).  Still, regardless of hand size the mantle at the finish puts a slippery exclamation point on the climb.  My second favorite climb, “The Owl”, the actual, was just to the right of “Crack of Dust”.  ”The Owl” offered a brilliant start in an overhanging crack with sustained climbing for about 15-feet at which point the angle and difficulties back off to a scant 5.4.

Sunshine on "Crack of Dust" (5.8)

Sunshine on "Crack of Dust" (5.8)

Profile of "The Owl"

Profile of "The Owl" (5.8+)

Having logged a few laps and with winter begrudging us of more sunlight, we scurried back to our cars and before heading back north made a put stop at San Diego Brewing Company for some ribs and a crisp Peche Lambic.

Sun sets on Mission Gorge

Sun sets on Mission Gorge

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Climbify Your Pumpkin

So, you got invited to a pumpkin carving party masterminded by your friend’s girlfriend. If you are like me, you probably think carving pumpkins is somewhat lame and a waste of time. Not wanting to be a party pooper and striving for originality, you show up with pumpkin in hand and up your creativity score ten-fold – you carve a Thrillseekers Anonymous Pumpkin.

How do I carve this awesome pumpkin (Step-By-Step Guide)?

  1. Preparation
    Take a wet towel and wipe that dirty pumpkin down
  2. Draw and Cut Lid
    Cut a six-sided lid (hexagon if you will), big enough so you can reach in and clean out all the pumpkin goop. Angle a saw or knife toward the center of the pumpkin to create a ledge that supports the lid. I like removing the bottom of the pumpkin instead; thisis a slick way of allowing the pumpkin to sit up straight and makes removing the seeds less tedious.
  3. Clean and Scrape
    Using a spoon or scoop, clean out the seeds and strings. Where you plan to carve, scrape the pumpkin wall until it’s about one inch thick.
  4. Print Pattern
    Select a printer friendly stencil size:  Large │ Medium  │  Small
  5. Attach Pattern
    Tape the pattern to your pumpkin. The pattern may need to be slightly folded to fit on a rounded pumpkin. Fold the pattern so that the pattern lines match up. If the pattern is too large or too small, you can use a copier to reduce or enlarge.
  6. Transfer Design
    Using a pushpin, or a poker tool (standard issue in a pumpkin carving toolkit), make pinpoint marks 1/16″ to 1/8″ apart along the design lines. Check to see you have transferred the design completely, then take the pattern off the pumpkin.
  7. Saw Design
    Using the carving saws saw dot-to-dot using a gentle up and down motion. Be gentle, the saws can break if you try manhandling them.
  8. Light Er Up
    Place the candle in the bottom of the pumpkin. If the candle does not stand on its own, place it on a small, non-flammable plate or bore a small hole in the bottom of the pumpkin to hold the candle.
  9. Smile and Snap a Pic
    Have your friend’s cheeseball girlfriend take a photo of your ear to ear smile, showing off your sweet Thrillseekers Anonymous pumpkin. Send us the photo and we will include it on our website. Now you not only have a rad pumpkin, but you are an insta-internet sensation.
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Proof: Sexy Girls do Climb

Getting vertical with Rachelle Leah, original UFC Girl.

Rachelle Leah Making that Prana Chalk Bag Look Great! A close climbing friend of mine mentioned in conversation that he couldn’t find a woman he was attracted to that also climbed and hence they did not exist. Well, he was proven wrong the second that Rachelle Leah slipped on her Katanas, buckled in her harness and gasp, climbed her first route ever with Thrillseekers Anonymous. In case you have been living in the dark ages and ask, “Who is Rachelle”? Rachelle is the original UFC Octagon Girl and Host of Spike TV’s UFC All Access, gracing the cover of countless magazines; Men’s FitnessPlayboy , Maxim, and Stuff to name a few.  She enjoys adrenaline pumping activities and wanted to try something new – enter Thrillseekers Anonymous, the outdoor climbing instruction gurus.

Rachelle kicked some major butt at our Basic Rock Climbing Course and provides insight to my friend on where he might find the woman of his dreams – look up at the crag for the girls…who knows, it could be Rachelle!

Behind the Scenes:

 

A special thanks to Alex B. for lending a savvy trigger finger!

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